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Alice/Hatter, "Lint"

December 29th, 2009 (08:47 pm)
silly

current mood: silly

Title: Lint
Pairing: Alice/Hatter
Genre: crack!fic
Rating: safe for kids.

I'm working on three intense "Alice" pieces that I just can't get to a place where I'm happy with them, and I completely hit a wall. I just needed to write something dumb and silly. This crazy little piece of shit totally fits the bill. LAWL.

In this 300-word ficlet, the letter 'L' appears over 200 times. XD Be warned.



Long ago, on a lusciously lazy Sunday, a laughably loony calamity occurred.

“Leaping larkers,” Hatter exclaimed, lifting the load of laundry aloft. “Alice, look! Your lovely lace leggings were lumped in the laundry with my lambskin long johns, and now they are not only lumpy, but also lost in lint!”

“Really?” Alice called from the living room. “My lacy leggings with the llama logos, or the lacy leggings with the lollipop logos?”

“…These logos might look like llamas? Linty llamas, at least. I mean it, they are currently lost under layers of lint.”

“You little liar!” Alice launched herself at the lacy leggings and held them triumphantly. “I’d believed I’d lost those long ago!”

“Obviously your belief was faulty, lovely,” Hatter said. “Although lost to the laundry, perhaps. Look, the lint loves the lacy textile, the llama logos especially.”

“I was listening the first several times, love. Believe it or not, I love linty llamas on the same level as lint-less llamas, especially when they are logos on my beloved lacy leggings.”

“You little loser,” Hatter teased. “Loving these ludicrous leggings.”

Alice smiled. “Loser, eh?” she leered, leaping into a tackle that evolved into a struggle, culminating in a loud wrestling match that landed them both in a legitimate leg lock.

“You’re the loser,” Alice rolled her eyes. Naturally, being always ladylike to the letter, she lashed out and eventually liberated her little, yet lithe leg from below Hatter’s large one. As she laughed, lifting herself off the floor, Hatter looked up, enthralled, at the way she licked her lips and lifted her long locks off her face, lit up in the lingering light.

“I love you,” he said, leaning up and smiling.

“I love you too,” Alice replied, and the lustful pair locked lips on simply another lively day.


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Posted by: serskye (serskye)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 05:00 am (UTC)

wow, that was a lot of L's *eyes cross slightly*

Lol, great job though, some were quite the tongue twisters!

“I was listening the first several times, love. Believe it or not, I love linty llamas on the same level as lint-less llamas, especially when they are logos on my beloved lacy leggings

Say that six times fast.

Posted by: alittleoddish (alittleoddish)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)

Oh, man. SO MANY L's. XP This drabble is intense, I still can't believe I wrote it. ^_^;; I'm glad you liked it!

Posted by: angie | the sleeper has awakened (zombres)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 05:06 am (UTC)
alice + charlie sees what you did thar.

I KNOW I SAY THIS EVERY TIME, BUT I LOVE YOU. YOU LOVELY, LOONY LADY. LIKE ALICE LOVES HER LINTY LLAMA LEGGINGS. LOL.

Posted by: alittleoddish (alittleoddish)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC)

I LOVE THAT YOU SAY IT EVERY TIME. ^_^ YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I'm writing for you, sweetie! *smoochies*

Posted by: madeelly (madeelly)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 05:22 am (UTC)
vm - veronica: smile

I think my brain just exploded.

I ♥ you and your alliteration, lovely.

Posted by: alittleoddish (alittleoddish)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC)

I know! I can't believe people are even READING this. XP I just posted it because, hey, one of my Unthemed prompts started with "L" and I had no idea what I was going to write for "lint" anyway. LAWL.

Glad you liked it, sweetie. ^_^

Posted by: Gayle (tpeej)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 05:48 am (UTC)
MonarchFinger2ameredith44

LOL! Loved it. Let's do it some more.

Posted by: alittleoddish (alittleoddish)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 09:38 pm (UTC)

Oh man, I think my brain would explode. XP Glad you liked it, though!

Posted by: Gayle (tpeej)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 09:48 pm (UTC)
Hoshivardataurwen

LOL!

Posted by: ♥ Bambi ♥ (faelivri)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 07:18 am (UTC)
omg squee~!!

This made me grin. A lot.

Posted by: alittleoddish (alittleoddish)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC)

Oh, good. That's what crack!fic is for. ^_^ Glad you liked it!

Posted by: abscondinabox (abscondinabox)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 08:05 am (UTC)
(alice) mirror kiss

&hearts &hearts &hearts

Posted by: alittleoddish (alittleoddish)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC)

♥♥♥ right back at'cha, bb. ^_^

Posted by: writing to inform you that I remember who you are (randombattlecry)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
grin

THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER "L."

Who is feeling quite LAWLsy, if a letter can be said to feel anything much.

*grins* Way to start my day off with a lift. And a lightning strike. And a... lunch?

Posted by: alittleoddish (alittleoddish)
Posted at: December 30th, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)

THIS FIC IS SESAME STREET APPROVED.

I'm so glad you liked it! ^_^ I still have no idea how I wrote this... I remember looking at my "lint" prompt and thought, "What the hell am I going to write for THAT!?" and then... this happened?

Oh, man. ^_^;; Anyways, thanks for dropping a note to say you liked it!

Posted by: melascath (melascath)
Posted at: February 14th, 2010 06:25 pm (UTC)

WIN.

I did a play about tongue twisters in middle school, and I swear, you just outdid the worst of them!

Posted by: alittleoddish (alittleoddish)
Posted at: February 18th, 2010 02:57 am (UTC)

Wow, thank you! ^_^